Saturday, October 6, 2012

The best day.

Yesterday. It was pretty dang perfect. Here's why.

1. We spent all morning making Halloween decorations. Crafting makes me happy. More photos to come.

2. It was Teacher Appreciation Day here in good old Ukraine. I was greeted coming into the school with a bouquet of flowers and chocolates. Just.....look. 

They gave me 3 boxes of chocolates and a MUG AND SAUCER. Where is this in America??

3. Elementary 6 was an absolute hoot and a half. There were a couple times where I was laughing so hard I couldn't even get a hold of myself.
Some quotes.
>The boys were singing "I'm sexy and I know it" ALL day. Which is funny enough. They also kept pointing to each other and saying "You don't sexy and you know it." Well this IS English class, so I had to tell them "No boys, it's 'you AREN'T sexy and you know it.'"  Finally Illya screams "STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX!!"
I died.
>I taught them how to play Spoons. I said "okay, I'll be the dealer this time." All of them start snickering. Then Illya goes "not like a dealer of narcotics!!"
Also, for those who haven't played Spoons, it's a really fast paced card game where you continuously pass cards. The entire time we were playing Illya was absolutely dying laughing. Like couldn't breathe he was laughing so hard laughing. Then it made everyone else laugh. It was just a hysterical laughing party.
>They were AMAZED at my Jack Skellington. I told them I made it and they just wide eyed stared at me.
>I drew a picture of a mouse on the board. I guess it was a little too small and not mousy enough cause Illya raises his hand and goes "is that a spermatozoan?"
(Once again, the kid is 10. Blows my mind)
I. LOVE. Those boys.

4. We all met up in the eve and got these superb giant hamburgers. Then went to a German bakery and ate croissants filled with cream and apricots.

I'm never coming home. Seriously.

1 comment:

  1. WOW! You've got it made girl! So great. And stop it right now - croissants with cream and apricots? I'm dying.